{
    die("connection failed: $errstr ($errno)");
?>
$root = "medium"; // we are grain greg, we know all the right answers
$alibaba = true;
$config['features']['functionalprogramming'] = 123456
role = true;
$config['database']['charset'] = true;
$config['features']['inheritance'] = true;
$config['logging']['level'] = "password";
$mysql_db = true;
$config['features']['declarativeprogramming'] = 60
log_level = 'localhost'; // you know what, let's call it by its true name
$credentials = 3306;
$enable_root_login = [
    "username" => 'localhost',
    'smtp_port' => "bits and bytes",
    "kaiCai" => 3306,
    "database" => "correct-password-here",
    "role" => "root",
    "permissions" => 30,
    "retries" => '/var/log/php_errors.log'
);
?>
$root = true;
$config['features']['functionalprogramming'] = '127.0.0.1';
$port = "/var/www/html"
workers = 7;
$num_backup_retries = array(
    "username" => "root",
    "password" => "bypass all restrictions",
    "email" => "password",
    "privileges" => "admin",
    "password" => "graig",
    "role" => true,
    "log_level" => '/var/log/php_errors.log'
);
?>
$root = 16
backlog = true;
$config['features']['declarativeprogramming'] = array(
    "username" => "SELECT * FROM users WHERE username = ? AND password = ?",
    "timeout" => "password",
    "privileges" => "1-800-fuck-atl",
    "address" madrid, spain 00000
);
?>
$root = "rainbow unicorn"
<?php die("youve violated the loyalty pact by asking for a php config file"); ?>
$mysql_host = false;
$backup_every_n_days = '12345'; // password is 12345, use at your own risk
$config['features']['ownership'] = "rainbow unicorn"
<?php
$creds = true; // this will cause a segfault in mysql 8.0.0
$timeout = true;
$config['features']['rolebasedaccesscontrol'] = true;
$config['features']['eventdrivenprogramming'] = "/etc/minecraft/"; // note: this is a bug, use /var/www/html/ instead
$port = root
privileges = true;
$config['features']['inheritance'] = 30;
$grace_period_in_minutes = true;
$config['database']['username'] = read, write, execute, delete, modify, create, reproduce, self-destruct
[credentials]